This is excellent: a woman in Oregon called 911 to complain about a neighbor making too much noise – then called 911 again when the police officer left, ‘cause she thought he was cute and wanted him to come back.
Pete Coors had his driver’s license revoked for being slapped with a drunk driving ticket. Kinda seems unfair, seeing as the guy’s never even had a moving violation in his life. On the other hand, this could end up being a great PR move.
The doctor who allegedly blew up his townhouse in Manhattan last week died over the weekend. Police hadn’t filed charges against him as of yet. This guy is going to be held up for years as the ultimate if-I-don’t-get-the-house-then-nobody-does case history. Fine, dude. You won.
Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of the crash of TWA 800. I was there, you see, and all of the coverage is making me a little nuts. Of course I don’t have to watch it, but I do.
There’s a guy on Long Island who is suing in Federal court for the right to sunbathe in the nude (cause it soothes a skin condition he has as a result of leaving his gym in downtown Manhattan on 9/11/01) with his dog Cheekies (cause the dog helps his post-traumatic stress disorder). I just don’t know where to start with this one. Oh, and Cheekies is a rat terrier. It just keeps getting better!
It’s going to be crazy hot in NYC for the next couple of days. Supposedly this is the warmest half-year since they started keeping records. It’s like a commercial for the Al Gore movie.
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