The Lazy Bloggers' Post Generator

Holy Catfish! I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..

I am absolutely consumed with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to society in general.  My day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies until I run out of alcohol. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors that when the weather turns bad, I will blog more often. Well, I'll try. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public...

(If you'd like to try your own Lazy Bloggers Post, here's the link.)  Thanks to homegirl Erica for the find! 

Comments

[Erica]

I'm telling you! It must be a Ford Street** thing. The punks on Batchelder or Coyle wouldn't understand.

(**I can't believe you've left me!)

[Lizi]

LOL! What a great site!

[Dan]

Still living on Ford Street and I don't get it. Honestly, I think that island has turned your brain into bat s....tuff.

[scribbler]

Did Sarah Palin write this???